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She gobbled her tomato-rich wallet, picked up her shopping bags and pushed off through the market, oblivious to the sirens, the smells, the scooters, the decaying medieval towers scarred by eruptions of volcanoes and rioting paupers, the buildings bombed in 1944 and still only half rebuilt. Simple, cheap, easy to eat: Pizza al portafoglio sang of Naples. It rang true to me, a truer song than "O Sole Mio" -- which, after all, is about Santa Lucia, a marina where the rich dock their yachts and tourists spend too much at mediocre ristoranti panoramici. Crazy, chaotic, fantastic Naples -- the Siren City. Sirens from mythology and sirens from contemporary hell: ambulances, police cars, carabinieri's armored vehicles. Did Homer's Sirens eat pizza, or offer it to Odysseus' sailors? When Vesuvius spewed its lava sea in the year A.D. 79, were the citizens of nearby Pompeii snacking on pizza and sipping white wine? I once read somewhere that Publius Paquius Proculus, the celebrated baker of Pompeii, was baking something pizzalike as the lava rolled into town. Publius' breads are kept in a room in Naples' archeological museum. The room has been closed to the public for 18 years, but I talked my way into this sanctum -- only to be disappointed: If that was pizza, then I'm an Etruscan. But the essential thing is, the Neapolitans believe it was pizza. Perhaps, I thought, Publius Paquius Proculus had eaten his pizza while fleeing from the lava and had left the bread behind. That's what I would've done. In the Tribunali neighborhood half a mile from Porta Nolana, the lunch crowd curled onto the sidewalk in front of Antica Pizzeria da Michele. This place, too, was Spartan: tiled walls, marble-topped operating-style tables, St. Anthony in a niche surrounded by take-out pizza boxes and a huge brick oven glowing in the corner. St. Anthony, patron of a variety of wonders including fire, protects pizzamakers. Antica Pizzeria da Michele, one of the city's oldest, has been family-run for generations; the current padroni -- Don Antonio and Don Luigi Condurro -- were delivered here, by a midwife, perhaps on a pizzamaker's paddle. People call them "Don" in sign of respect. The two "Dons" make only two kinds of pizza. One, la margherita, has tomato sauce, fior di latte cow's milk mozzarella and basil. The other has neither cheese nor basil. You're lucky if you get a salted anchovy. "Simplicity," said Don Antonio as he kneaded his dough. "We like them simple. You want other toppings, you have to bring them yourself." I asked about the cow's milk fior di latte -- Americans seem to prefer mozzarella di bufala. "Buffalo-milk mozzarella is too fatty, too heavy, too wet -- it ruins a pizza." Don Antonio led me toward a small, monastic dining room. He tapped on a framed fan letter, addressed to the pizzeria. "Read it," he suggested. "It's a poem." 'Twas a humble pizzeria, claimed the fan letter-poem. Not nearly as fancy as famous Pizzeria Brandi, but just as good, tra-la. The padroni watched me read it, then Don Antonio made me a marinara, an outsized one. The letter writer may have been a poetaster, but she was right about the pizza. I strolled toward Pizzeria Brandi, through the knife-slit alleys of Spaccanapoli. The city's oldest neighborhood, it was built on the ancient Greek settlement that had been improved into a grid by the Romans. Family-style scooters -- papa pilot, mamma behind, bambini sandwiched between -- flew by, horns squealing. Drug dealers hawked plastic bags and cellular telephones. Hatmakers made magnificent hats in the cluttered courtyards of once-magnificent palaces. The ships' sails of laundry flapped in the O Sole Mio breeze. All the stereotypes were there, in deafening stereo, but no one was paying attention. "Fancy" is not the term I would choose to describe Pizzeria Brandi. Less Spartan than most other such eateries, yes, but "fancy," no. Here, too, were the wood-burning oven, St. Anthony in his niche, white-aproned pizzamakers tossing and topping and baking their pies. The padrone, Don Vincenzo Pagnani, wore a suit and a broad smile. He showed me dusty books and documents attesting to the ancientness of his family-owned establishment. It is commonly held that a Pagnani ancestor named Raffaele Esposito invented the pizza margherita about 110 years ago. Here's the story: Margherita, a Savoy from distant Turin and queen of freshly united Italy, visited Naples on a whistle-stop tour of her vastly enlarged kingdom. She was served pizza, the local specialty per eccellenza, poor people's food fit for a queen. Pagnani's great-grandfather, or something like that, whipped up a classic, thin-crust Neapolitan, sprinkled the red tomato sauce with white mozzarella and then cast about for something green. It had to be green. He hit upon basil. Queen Margherita from distant Turin politely asked what the odd-looking edible disk was. "It's red, white and green, your majesty," said Pagnani's great-grandfather. "The colors of the new Italian flag. It's a Pizza Margherita!" Upstairs, in Don Vincenzo's comfy dining room, I had my third pizza of the day. A margherita, needless to say. It was perfect: thin, moist, fragrant of basil. Everyone else seemed to be drinking Coke; I had white wine, from the island of Ischia, in Naples' gorgeous bay. I wondered if Queen Margherita from distant, chilly Turin had drunk white wine with her pizza, if she'd liked it, if Pagnani's ancestor had used buffalo-milk mozzarella. I meant to ask the padrone, but he was busy scarfing a pizza and I didn't dare disturb the ritual. I walked back to my seafront hotel across the broad, pizza-shaped expanse of Piazza Plebiscito, pausing to raise my eyes over the tiled roof of the rambling Royal Palace. Neapolitan kids played soccer against the palace walls. Others slumped on their Vespas and gobbled pizza al portafoglio. Smoke rose on the horizon: a steel mill with Vesuvius behind. The tourism office really should change that old saying, "See Naples and Die." How about "See Naples, Eat pizza," instead? You're eating a culture, a way of life, a siren song baked by Vesuvius. Simply delicious. SALON | April 14, 1998 David Downie is Wanderlust's correspondent in Paris.