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Jan. 5, 2000 | This ought to put a lid on those Grace Kelly comparisons once and for all: Gwyneth Paltrow's idol is ... Madonna.

In fact, the lithe actress says she owes her smoke-free lifestyle to Ms. Ray of Light. After Gwynnie's dad, "St. Elsewhere" director Bruce Paltrow, caught her puffing away at age 12, she tells Entertainment Weekly Online, he called in a few lung-saving favors.

"Leo Penn, Sean Penn's father, was directing some episodes of 'St. Elsewhere' for my father," explains Paltrow. "So he asked Leo Penn to ask Sean Penn to ask Madonna if she would write me a letter saying that she didn't smoke. So I have this letter from Madonna saying, 'Don't smoke, I don't smoke.'"

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Shall we chalk it up to hormones?

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Sarah's kiss is not on Selma's list

Kissing lessons from Sarah Michelle Gellar, anyone? If Selma Blair's experience during the lesbian kiss scene in last year's "Cruel Intentions" is any indication, things might get a little rough.

"I can't say that in my real life I'm comfortable with that much tongue," Blair confides in Details, "but [Gellar's] instructions were, 'Now put your tongue in my mouth and massage my tongue with your tongue!'"

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Am I the only one who finds a cartoon version of Kiss redundant? Q online reports that the quintessential '70s glam metal band -- Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley and friends -- are lending their voices and likenesses to a 3-D animated series on the Web, in which their characters go on an intergalactic adventure. I always suspected they were from another planet ...

Talk about nailed to his perch. Monty Python star Graham Chapman may have been dead for more than a decade, but that didn't stop him from blasting off into space at the turn of the millennium. Chapman's partner David Sherlock explained that he'd delayed disposing of his lover's ashes according to his wishes because he "simply hadn't gotten round to it before."

Maybe Scary Spice has something of a poetic soul after all. Where has she fled to after ditching out on her troubled marriage to dancer Jimmy Gulzar? The Thai resort of ... Phuket.
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