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Nov. 2, 1999 | I wasn't invited. But my well-connected friend Daniel Kurtzman filled me in on some of the clever costumes at Al Gore's annual Halloween party on Sunday. The veep, of course, dressed as Underdog, with Tipper as sweet Polly Purebred ever at his side.

"The floppy-eared get-up, true to Gore's self-parodying form, got a large chuckle out of the journalists and various Friends of Al gathered under a tent outside the vice president's residence," says Dan. "He came strutting out as the band played the Underdog theme song, arms raised, ears flopping."

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Dan and his gal dressed up as NBC announcer Jim Gray and his recent interviewee Pete Rose, eliciting a few good chuckles. Dan's "World Series Press Pass" said, "Please afford this reporter the privilege of inelegantly badgering players on live television." She wore a Reds uniform, carried fluffy dice and sported a poker chip on her shoulder.




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TV Guide reports that the big smooch -- the characters' first without the aid of time travel or a dream -- will happen during the Nov. 28 episode, as the duo celebrates New Year's Eve.

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Say what you like about the matted mess that sits atop Donald Trump's head. He couldn't care less. "Everyone tells me about my hair ... I do get a lot of complaints," he confessed on "Fox News Sunday." "But I sort of like my hair. It works."

And if elected, it'll work for you.

Here's a jagged little pill from Alanis Morissette: Feminism's for has-beens. Today's about humanism, baby. "I got older and understood more and I believe I went through a very large phase of feeling like I was a feminist, and now I feel I'm entering into a humanist phase," the rocker told reporters Friday. "I feel I support the human condition." Just so long as she doesn't say we oughta know what on earth that means.
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