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Ling's Immaculate Contraception?
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Sept. 7, 1999 |
Along with a penchant for raucous bursts of random laughter and a tendency to drift into long stretches of psychobabble, the actress has a mouth like Ally's garbage disposal. "He was a f -- -ing a -- hole. A total d -- -. A lot of scum," she says of an ex-boyfriend. But perhaps he let her see him naked? "I am fascinated by flesh," she tells Us' Erik Hedegaard. So fascinated, in fact, that she likes to gawk at naked ladies in spas. "I find myself looking at them like some freak. And men too. How does that thing stand like that? Why is that hanging like that? It's so weird. I just don't understand." Apparently an accomplished privates investigator, Liu longs to understand her own hidden parts as well and get the ol' camera clickin' down under. "I would love to experiment with that," she admits. "I would love to have my legs spread open." Paradoxically, she's sworn off casual sex since her college days. "If someone is not going to get down and dirty and get to know you in that other way, how are they going to get to know you when that thing is in there?" Good question. Maybe the fellas could take a tip from some of her more subtle suitors. "I was sleeping on my futon on the floor, and some sort of spirit came down from God knows where and made love to me," she says. "It was sheer bliss. I felt everything. I climaxed. And then he floated away. It was almost like what might have happened to Mary. That's how it felt ... Isn't that weird?" Yes. Very weird. Very, very weird. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sure is dark in here ... "When I first looked at the script, the title seemed like a one-line joke but it turned out to be a 110-page joke. I was desperately hoping it wouldn't get made or even circulated." Amy Reiter Amy Reiter's column appears daily on the People site, Monday through Friday.
Got a hot tip? Tell Amy! -- John Malkovich on the Spike Jonze film "Being John Malkovich," a surreal dip in the actor's murkiest depths that is the talk of the Venice Film Festival. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toe-ing the Reform Party line Say what you will about the Reform Party being something like an 11th toe -- I myself like the way it keeps things interesting. For instance, just last week, amid all the will he/won't he speculation surrounding Pat Buchanan's flirtation with fleeing the GOP to find refuge -- as well as $13 million in federal funds -- in the Reform Party, things got a little exciting for Buchanan's obviously hard-working Web master, Linda Muller, too. (Why, just this month, she "ADDED SEVERAL NEW LEFT NAVBAR BUTTONS!" trumpets the official gopatgo2000.org site. The mind reels.) According to the Wall Street Journal, Muller was ordered to pull down an article in which Bay Buchanan encouraged her brother to "bolt the GOP" and take advantage of the "terrific opportunity" presented by the Reform Party. So much for the site's stated editorial policy: "We do not necessarily agree or disagree with the content of each item [posted], but provide them for informational, educational and discussion purposes." But really, the Reform Party just keeps giving and giving ... Word on the street is that Donald Trump might have been exercising his considerable art- Still, what could the Trump Daddiest real-estate mogul around want with the puny ol' White House? One theory is, he's got a political book coming out he wants to promote. (I couldn't track it down, but the rumor persists.) Presidential campaign as a book-promotion tool? A similar strategy worked for The Body. And hey, maybe there'll be a Trump action figure to look forward to, too. A girl can dream. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What would Wilma say? "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock." -- A top contender in iVillage.com's search for the all-time worst pickup line. (No, I didn't send that one in myself ...)
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