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"Harder, faster!": Three Tommys for every Pam!

Pamela's placenta swims with the fishes; Love Hewitt joins breast-boasting brigade; "World's Most Exciting Animal" defended by world's least exciting animal. Plus! Good news: Jesus returns ... as clay!

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