By November, condo negotiations were still stalled and my lawyer hated him so much that I didn't have to. I had my first real crisis of conscience. I'd left the guy high and dry: Even if he'd never loved me, he was awfully humiliated by my midnight exit. Let him have the lousy ring. When he surprised me with a non-rancorous phone call, I confessed I wanted to return it. I believe I began crying. I may even have said I was sorry it didn't work out.
Perhaps I was remembering the time he met me at an airport gate. Or how he was wildly kind to my late mother. Or the day he finally gave me the ring. He'd arranged for a private viewing of Stonehenge, just at sunset. He had no interest in Stonehenge, that was for me. I had an idea of what was to come -- he could never keep a secret, and the gnarled old guard at the gate chucked him on the arm as we entered.
It was freezing and raining, Salisbury in December, and we strolled among those stones, alone in the mile-high gradations of gray and silver and -- wasn't it? -- magic. Then I happened upon the ring, glittering, as diamonds do. We laughed and laughed, even jumped up and down like a couple of kids among the monster stones. It had taken us both so long to get there, in so many ways.
On the phone, in the midst of our budding rapprochement, he said he didn't want the ring, but he didn't want me to hock it.
Hock? The word dried my tears. It reminded me of the great gap between us, and how I'd pretended it didn't matter, but of how it had mattered, every day. It was why I owned half a California condo in the first place.
When my mother died, I faithfully continued a gravity-defying effort to be equitable, using the small inheritance I received to split the down payment on the condo. Immediately afterward, we moved to Europe, traveling like a jet-set Bonnie and Clyde, spoiled and extra irritable -- I'm no prize to live with either -- occasionally hopping up and down, bursting with delight at the absurdity of us in a pyramid, the Taj Mahal, Havana's Hotel National. Ours was less love story than slapstick globetrotting.
I paid my way to India, Cuba, London, and Texas (he sprang for Cairo), though I am a writer barely at subsistence level and he was a captain of ... some industry. In the end, our split required a cross-country move, a lawyer, the repurchase of desks, lamps, a bed. I'd had those things, once, but I'd given them to our cleaning lady.
Don't hock the ring, indeed. Did he suppose I'd wear it? I advanced to sell-and-be-damned mode. To hell with Emily Post! Aunt Helen rules!
In March, my ex did finally buy me out of the L.A. condo at half value. This was generous, since Santa Monica real estate had jumped since we bought the place and I'd made only one mortgage payment. I noted in a diary that this would be the perfect time to return the ring. Selling it seemed a tad vulture-ish. Keeping it, a bit Miss-Havisham.
Yet the ring remained in the glove compartment.
In the interests of full disclosure, there's one other small matter. I'm well into my 30s. The chances of my having gotten this chip of South Africa are roughly those of a terrorist bomb landing in my apartment. This is not considering the one in 10 trillion chance of my glimpsing a second such ring. (Actually, two planes commandeered by terrorists crashed a half-mile from my apartment last September, but I can't figure out what that does for my odds.) Shouldn't I profit from this freak occurrence? Shouldn't I have a great piece of jewelry, one I can pass on to my, er, nieces?
Of course, I've had no idea what the thing was worth. So recently, I pulled the ring from the glove compartment and brought it to a diamond dealer. An old friend -- introduced by the fellow who gave me Merlin Stone's "When God Was a Woman" for Christmas ages ago -- he knew the whole sordid tale. In his shop, I handed it over in mock ceremony. "Well?"
He pulled out his loupe with a flourish. "Pretty nice quality, though I can't believe he gave a grown woman such a small rock."
"Jeweler standards are not the world's, my dear." (No one can make me feel bad -- I am a woman who Got Jewelry.)
"Hrrmph." He lowered the fluorescent lamp, leaning close to the booty. I started making plans: half toward my VISA bill, and a ruby ring with the other half. Or all to a poetry foundation -- that would flummox him.
Finally my friend looked up. "You know what you should do with it?"
I held my breath, awaiting the magic number.
He slid it across the table. "Bring it right to the post office."
I think I'll call eBay.
About the writer
Alexis Quinlan is a writer and teacher in New York. Her "Letters from the Front (Street)" -- e-mails to friends concerning the Wall Street-Seaport area post-9/11 -- will appear in NYCBigCityLit in September. (Incidentally, she eventually returned the ring.)
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