I would be remiss if I didn't at least acknowledge that "Sex" doesn't exactly portray men in a heroic light. The show is a parade of "toxic bachelors," "serial modelizers" and assorted other small-membered, ball-scratching, bad-breath-spewing, selfish, conceited, unfaithful, untruthful males who fail to measure up as husband material.

Summertime guilty pleasures Geri-rigged The artist formerly known as Ginger Spice slips out of the Union Jack drag-queen glad rags with her debut solo effort, "Schizophonic." By Charles Taylor "Sex and the City" (9 p.m. Sundays, HBO; 8:30 Wednesdays) "The Man Show" (10:30 p.m. Wednesdays, Comedy Central) "The Chimp Channel" (10:05 p.m. EDT/7:05 PDT, Thursdays, TBS)   Joyce Millman Joyce Millman's's column appears every other Monday in Salon Arts & Entertainment. + Biography + Archives

However, I know that some guys feel left out, bullied and dissed by girl-talk shows like "Sex and the City." So I must inform those guys that there are two new cable shows, FX's "The X Show" and Comedy Central's "The Man Show," that are allegedly designed to ease the pain of the average maligned, unappreciated, badgered, Dockered, "Titanic"-ed male. The nightly "X Show," which features four hosts, advice segments and interviews with Playboy Playmates and sports stars, is basically a male version of "The View," except without the sage presence of a Barbara Walters as elder statesperson. Hugh Downs, call your agent. As for "The Man Show," fellas, listen to me: Nothing the women on "Sex and the City" say about your gender could possibly be more humiliating than what "The Man Show" says about your gender.

Hosted by Adam "Loveline" Carolla and Jimmy "Win Ben Stein's Money" Kimmel, "The Man Show" (which premieres Wednesday) is a snarky schmuckfest dedicated to (as the hosts declare in the opener) "building a dam to hold back the tidal wave of feminism that is flooding the country. A dam to stop the river of estrogen that's drowning us in political correctness. A dam to urinate off of when we're really drunk!" (Hey, didn't Comedy Central already build that dam and call it "Politically Incorrect"?) This weekly "joyous celebration of chauvinism" promises a testosterone-friendly lineup of things guys supposedly like to watch on TV, which in the first show includes women in bikinis, women jumping on a trampoline, explosions, supermodels and "one of the purest forms of entertainment" -- monkeys, wearing costumes, doing people things.

Coincidentally (or not!), TNT has just launched a weekly sitcom called "The Chimp Channel," starring actual primates doing spoofs of TV shows like "Treewatch" and "NYPD Zoo." I don't know where those guys on "The Man Show" get the idea that watching monkeys is strictly a male thing -- I enjoy a good performing monkey act as much as the next person (Oh, that Marcel from "Friends" was pure gold!), but I am disappointed to report that "The Chimp Channel" just doesn't cut it. The dialogue is unimaginative and sophomoric and the parodies aren't so much funny as they are creepy. Putting a chimp in a blond wig and a "Baywatch" swimsuit with big fake Pamela Anderson boobs sure seems like animal abuse to me. Oh, jeez -- I hope I didn't just give "The Man Show" any ideas.
salon.com | June 14, 1999

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