As network execs opt for the dude next door -- anchorman versions of Ashton Kutcher -- the loss of the suave, Cary Grant-style ABC icon will leave us all the poorer.
Ben and J.Lo star in a stinker, the Donald stars in a reality show, and Russell Crowe writes a down and dirty song. Plus: Who is the new Walter Cronkite?
Sharon Stone's close shaves with dairy; Dubya gets 2-D for "King of the Hill"; Christina Ricci, not fat; and ... Porn again? Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez bring the Mitchell brothers to the screen in "Rated X."
Peter Jennings and the death of panache
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