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G A R R I S O N   K E I L L O R - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Garrison Keillor's column appears every other Tuesday Garrison Keillor is the creator and host of the nationally syndicated radio show "A Prarie Home Companion," broadcast on more than 400 public radio stations nationwide. His books include "We Are Still Married," "The Book of Guys" and his latest, "Wobegon Boy." He lives in Wisconsin and New York. + Get the current Garrison Keillor column + Browse the Garrison Keillor archive Bookmark http://www.salonmagazine.com/col/keil/