The 49th Annual Miss Universe Pageant By Cintra Wilson
The wank parade of inflato-chested international hose bags that won't go away. (05/17/00)

Miss Militant By Carina Chocano
Girls just wanna have total global domination. (05/12/00)

I want my MTV job By Carina Chocano
Heartbreaking interviews of staggering inanity with wannabe VJs. (04/29/00)

A poem, for Janet Reno By Joy-Ann Lomena Reid
In honor of a child custody dispute being turned into green eggs and ham. (04/22/00)

Au revoir, les taxes By Debra Ollivier
Will lingerie model Laetitia Casta, appointed symbol of the French Republic, decamp to England to flee taxes? (04/17/00)

eFaust eFoiled By Stephen Lemons
The real reason you can't sell your soul on eBay: There's just no way to prove you can make good to the winning bidder. (02/25/00)

Mr. Jordan goes to Washington By Dave McKenna
The most popular jock in the world was bigger news than the snowstorm that arrived in the nation's capital a few hours after he did (01/21/00)

Mr. Blackwell's 40th Annual "Worst Dressed Women List" By Elizabeth Bukowski
A "veritable symphony of style-free flops." (01/12/00)

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People Log archives for: 1999