I have seen the future: It's Tenacious D By Cintra Wilson
If watching these two short, fat, weird guys perform doesn't make you happier than you've been in years, you're withered and dead within. (04/27/00)

Let us now praise famous wankers By Cintra Wilson
The Sex Pistols were one of the 20th century's best bands -- even if they (and we) were too dumb to know it. (04/13/00)

Drunk Boy vs. Eugene O'Neill By Cintra Wilson
In a booze-besotted Broadway battle, a trendy young MTV baby with a bad bleach job takes on "A Moon for the Misbegotten." (03/30/00)

The Negro Problem By Cintra Wilson
Yes, there is life outside the L.A. music biz; two self-made troubadours tell how (and why) they live it. (03/16/00)

Kiss off, Kate By Cintra Wilson
Give me a ralphing Pilgrim, a dolphin porn movie and sex-shy turtles over some reheated Broadway operetta any day. (03/02/00)

"Sex" and Synanon onstage By Cintra Wilson
The Draconian sexual mores of Mae West's era and the curious past of former cult kid Deborah Swisher turn up the heat in New York theater. (02/17/00)

Hollywood maggots eat dead ideas By Cintra Wilson
If you have any love for the infinite possibilities of film, you can't avoid being horrified by what the movie industry has become. (02/03/00)

Surfzilla vs. the Banzai Pipeline By Cintra Wilson
Hobnobbing with the Pipe Masters at Oahu's G-Shock Triple Crown of Surfing. (01/20/00)

The softer side of Henry Rollins By Cintra Wilson
Can it be? In his new one-man show, Black Flag's former lead singer seems to be wandering toward the land of warm 'n' fuzzy. (01/06/00)

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Cintra Wilson archives for: 1999