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Situation: You mistakenly receive the following piece of electronic mail: "Darling, I pine for your kiss, your caress, your tongue tickling myabdomen. Let's kill S.G. We'll leave everything behind -- jobs, spouses,kids, 401(k) plans -- and make a new life together. Meet me at midnightbehind Starbucks." Instructions to readers: You are invited to submit a reply to this e-mail. Bear in mind: At thecompany where you work, any outgoing e-mail longer than 20 words ismonitored -- and the "e" key on your computer is broken. - - - - - - - - - - - - Send your submissions via e-mail only to - - - - - - - - - - - - The winning response this round will receive a copy of Salon technologycorrespondent Andrew Leonard's book, "Bots: the Origin of New Species." In two weeks we'll publish a winner and some selected entries -- thenstart over a couple weeks after that with a whole new challenge. Charlie Varon is a humorist and playwright. His worksinclude "Ralph Nader Is Missing" and "Rush Limbaugh in Night School." JimRosenau is a writer, editor and software designer in Berkeley, Calif. Jimand Charlie are also co-founders of the citizen group Californians forEarthquake Prevention and partners in Mockingbird Productions, whichoffers a full line of comic services. |
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