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"Griffin & Sabine's" letters go digital
By Scott Rosenberg
"Ceremony of Innocence" CD brings a postcard romance to your screen

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T A B L E _ T A L K

Is free software finally gaining ground in the OS wars? Discuss Linux vs. NT and others in the Digital Culture area of Table Talk

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R E C E N T L Y

Martin Luther, meet Linus Torvalds
By Thomas Scoville
Linux and free software challenge the Microsoft papacy
(11/12/98)

Is there such a thing as a software monopoly?
By Mike Romano
Microsoft says no -- and its arguments could provoke changes in the antitrust laws
(11/11/98)

Let's Get This Straight
By Scott Rosenberg
The New Yorker's portrait of PointCast displays once more the magazine's Internet ignorance
(11/10/98)

Music industry to webcasters: Pay up!
By Janelle Brown
Will the new copyright law's rules help Web radio flourish -- or smother the infant medium?
(11/09/98)

The ghosts in our machines
By Andrew Brown
"TechGnosis" traces the secret mysticism that motivates our love affair with technology
(11/06/98)

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BROWSE THE
21ST CHALLENGE ARCHIVES

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21st Log
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The  21st Challenge No. 15: Haiku for telemarketers

BY CHARLIE VARON AND JIM ROSENAU

Results of ChallengeNo. 15, in which we asked you to write telemarketing pitches in the form of haiku.

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J U D G E S'__C O M M E N T S

Once again, the haiku poets inundated the Salon Challenge. Not only do you love haiku, you have strong feelings about telemarketers, too. If the phone banks do add poetry to their arsenal, let's hope they don't adopt epic verse. As you'll see, three lines is more than enough to tell the whole story.

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W I N N E R

darkness grows outdoors,
your dinner cools, I waste a
moment of your time
-- Dave Demko

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H O N O R A B L E __M E N T I O N S

Hello! I'd like to
consolidate your debts and
mispronounce your name!
-- Eric Bateman

squirrel dies in frost,
nuts uneaten -- do you spend
too little money?
-- Dave Demko

So many sink like
Stones into silent lakes, but
You are pre-approved.
-- Francis Heaney

Bronchitis
Hello, may I speak
to the lady of the house?
... You are a lady?
-- Robert Wade Bess

Telenosis
Hello? Don't hang up.
You are remembering when
you were a small child ...
-- Robert Wade Bess

Pale blossoms in spring
Or late fall leaves -- whichever,
Buy our leafblowers!
-- Simon Firth

N E X T_P A G E .|.Haiku that sell -- and sell -- and keep on selling!


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